A Book of Poems - The Kowhai and Me

The Kowhai and Me 

This is a collection of my poems some from New Zealand, hence the title and others written in the UK.  To explain; the Kowhai tree blooms in Spring producing yellow, hanging bell-like flowers the native Tui bird loves.  It is the signal that Winter is past and, if the air is not already heady with new, fresh scents, it will add its own to the warming atmosphere and balmy airs.  Many in New Zealand take the tree for granted but as many quietly appreciate it, and in Auckland look forward to the magnificent Pohutukawa with its deep red Christmas blooms and dark green foliage. The Kowhai is a subtle tree that, to me, along with the felled Kauri and the marching Radiata grown for its building timber, was all part of the symbols of colonial occupation that belied the phrase "New Zealand is like a little England" - it is not so; it is nation built from colonists who in their own way "discovered" the land and made it their own.

The Kiwi is a different person from the British - Auckland is a Polynesian  City, as much as it is a Maori homeland changed by the influx of English with a view to settling, and the Irish whose migration in the 1840's included New Zealand.

The language may be English but more so now it is also Maori, and although I use my own language, English, in these poems there is smattering of Maori words but I am a colonist, living there as a paid guest who grew to love the land and the people who belonged there.

However, here are two poems: the first in memory of an evening spent with a good friend and the other a brief glimpse of the city seen as I walked from the University to catch the bus home.

A lighthouse house

we sit, 

you talking to your deaf mother

I sip your wine

I watch the sun kiss the pines goodnight;

cooking whispers seductively through 

my thoughts and catches the sea breeze;

you place the telephone out of reach

and we put the world to rights;

you feed me steak and baked potatoes

with salad and fresh beans;

I pour wine into glasses

( I could carve the meat if you let me )

we drink to Bean Rock;

you read my poems; 

I trace the moon 

through a window and imagine

I am a howling dog

or a wolf in the trees;

sometimes the day is like that

(Dinner with Pat Newcomb in her house on the cliff at Torbay on the North Shore. The house was designed in the pattern of Bean Rock Lighthouse in Auckland’s Waitemata harbour) 

sometimes the day is like that

 Auckland City

Albert Park

Like stone washed jeans, grey boughs

sway, windswept palms guarding,

a tranquil retreat from raucous

grinding traffic.

Jealous of lovers’ trysts

And quiet contemplation

this is my city - bathed in sunlight:

washed in winter rain -

in the streets

from chrome plated stalls

and plate glass windows, hawking wares

paid for by traveller’s cheque

a hundred fountains

in gardens of a million flowers,

and the chatter of a hundred tongues.

A Christmas Story

Christmas Carols. 

Sam the Scam looked at the crowd around Tiny Tim and Orphan Annie and was well pleased. He could see the punters putting their spare change in the hat behind which Little Oliver was sitting playing his flute. Tiny Tim’s crutch was just the right sort, modern yet it looked like its Victorian counterpart.  All three looked mildly malnourished.  

The kids were doing all right singing and playing Christmas songs, all the old favourites and especially when Tiny Tim sang Once in Royal David’s City; it was a real treat to hear his sweet voice burbling out the words with Orphan Annie backing him softly and Oliver playing the melody so tunefully. Even better was when the coins kept slapping into the hat. 

Sam looked across the mall and caught Maisie’s casual glance.  

All clear. 

Orphan Annie gave them a rendering of Silent Night and the trio finished with a good rousing Hark the Herald Angels Sing and just in time because Maisie signalled to roll it up. Sam walked past the little group and swiftly the youngsters packed away and moved on. Sam was proud of them when they stayed in character until they were outside where he and Maisie caught up. Sam took the money and shook it into his copious shoulder bag, and the little troupe hurried away. 

Sam figured they were at least one step away from being nicked, but it was working.

‘Right, we move on folks,’ Sam said, and guided his little flock to a spot where he and Maisie could keep a look out and the escape route led them to the car. 

The Christmas shoppers were generous this year so it seemed but the authorities were not so keen and to help out Maisie had cobbled up a pretty poster declaring that they were collecting for charity which explained the costumes and names. The punters seemed to like that.  

‘And what charity are you subscribing to Sonny?’ Asked a gentleman dressed in an expensive looking overcoat, and a smart hat carrying who was prepared to give a note. 

‘It’s for a children’s Christmas party sir,’ said Oliver. 

The man beamed at him and put the note in the hat and patted him on the head.

‘Good boy, good boy,’ the Gentleman said.

‘Thank you sir,’ said Oliver giving the gentleman a smile. ‘And a Merry Christmas to you sir.’

‘He’s learning,’ muttered Sam. Oliver hated being patted on the head and detested being called Sonny. Sam chuckled as Oliver picked up the flute and managed a surreptitious two fingered gesture as he began to play.  

Maisie gave the warning partway through God Save Ye Merry Gentlemen and with a quick pip on his instrument Oliver stopped playing and they all packed up and moved off. 

‘To the car and off,’ Maisie said. ‘We been bleedin’ rumbled.’ 

What happened next will stick in Sam’s mind for the rest of his ‘bleedin’ natural’. He operated the lock with the remote, they piled in and he started the engine turned the wheel to move off and scraped to a clunking stop. Sam got out and looked at the rear offside wheel. 

‘Bloody clamped!’ 

And coppers. 

There was a gang of police officers in uniform. One inviting Maisie to alight and others ordering the kids out. 

‘Bugger,’ said Sam. ‘We been nicked.’ 

Afterwards, when the nightmare was over, Sam the Scam had to agree that the Beak had a point. But to see all his hard earned cash wasted like that was a heartache too much for any man to bear. 

‘Samuel, my good man,’ said Sergeant Burrows grinning broadly as he helped Sam with the hat and the false beard, ‘on behalf of the Salvation Army and my lads and lassies in your friendly local police force, I would like to thank you for your generous donation of time and money to what is a most worthy cause.’ 

But playing Santa for a crowd of noisy kids, being forced to hand over the day’s takings and his own brood and Maisie acting as bloody skivvies, was not his idea of fun. 

Sam knew he was sunk when as they were ushered into the court room who should be on the bench but the gentleman in the expensive overcoat. 

‘Ah mister Cooper, it seems we must meet again. I suggest the punishment fit the crime,’ he announced and that was it.  

‘Do it proper Samuel and you get your motor back,’ said Burrows.

He Ho ho ho’d almost enthusiastically, put up with a procession of small children expecting him to be nice. Most humiliating of all he had to witness his little troupe of singers perform for free.

It was heartbreaking. 

Driving back home after the party the family was silent until Tiny Tim said: ‘I got an idea.’ 

And at last, making up for their recent losses performing in a shopping mall near you Sam the Scam’s small troupe of Salvation Army look-a-likes will sing well known hymns and Christmas Carols for your delectation. 

And naturally, at this joyful season of the year, the proceeds will go to a worthy, and deserving cause. 

After the Ballot Box

Now that the election is over, and the results are in favour once again of a single party when there are many others parties with a voice needing to be heard it is time perhaps to make it possible for those voices to be heard?


Just a few rounded up figures to show what I mean:

Conservatives approximately 11million votes.
Labour approximately 9 million votes.
The rest approximately 10 million votes.

Of those ten million over 3 million went to UKIP.

This last figure shows that there was a lot of people voting for UKIP, which reflects the spurious popularity of the party and its ideas, perhaps as much as it does the protest against the major parties.  The Liberal Democrats were subsumed as part of that protest which could be that the Conservative campaign did a good hatchet job on Clegg, or the coalition was not popular.

The Labour party leader did nothing for the party by using yet another 'spin doctor' who seemed bent on nobbling Labour's relationship with the SNP and also suffered from its Scottish referendum approach.

The losers are the minor parties.

Like them or dislike them, the Ukippers deserved a few seats in the new parliament and some of the other minor parties could have seats if the seats were doled out on a proportional basis.  In effect approximately 30% of the parliamentary seats could have gone to the smaller parties and that includes in this election the Liberal Democrats who polled 7.9% against UKIP's 12.6%.

I lived in New Zealand for many years and witnessed, and was also involved in the action, the first Mixed Member Proportional (MMP) election and although it seemed like a mess it worked.

How does MMP work?

Parliament is divided into two sections.
Half elected Party seats and half elected candidate seats.
Each party has a list - for example: the larger parties will have lists starting with the leader to the last candidate.
Each seat is contested as usual but instead of having just the names of the candidates on the voting slip there is also a list of parties.

The voter will put a mark against their preferred candidate and another against the party of their choice.

Example:  In Sittingbourne and Sheppey a voter could choose Gordon Henderson and either vote for the Conservative party or choose the Green party, or if they were not happy with Gordon but liked the Conservatives then they can choose the Tory party and vote for perhaps the UKIP candidate.

The vote is then counted in favour of the candidate - there can also be a preference  system where the voter chooses a second and third candidate in which the preferences are counted and passed on - and to choose the party the votes are counted and apportioned nationally.

When the candidate list is filled (in the UK that would be 325 seats) then the next people on the party lists will be called on until all seats are filled.

This means that it would be rare for one party to govern with about half the seats and instead, because  the majority party would have to negotiate with other parties no single ideology could take control and thus eliminate unfair situations.

Note that the word coalition is not used - a coalition is no better than the current situation.

Adopting MMP would give the disaffected a chance to have a voice in government, possibly engage those who see little or nothing for them in the current system, and give small, or minority parties a chance to put their points of view in government.

MMP will also have the advantage of showing up the undesirable parties for what they are.  If this means eliminating some from the political scene and adding those whose voice is not heard then perhaps the electorate will respond.

MMP can be cumbersome, but because of this it acts as a check on legislation that would be otherwise hurried through when it needs to be scrutinised and opposed properly and effectively. It also allows parties to work together and be more willing to form all party Select Committees that work across the board as apolitical units.

James Apps. MA Eng. Litt.